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    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    Now shorty, I'm in the chatroom bragging about all my dollars
    I got a closet full of Gucci, that fendi, that Prada
    That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
    My character spits out foolish fantasies, I do it cause I wanna
    I talk a little G man, and my game's got em
    An hour later, my biitch ass is owned in the um
    Them trick posters in my threads saying they know about ah
    I got the idiots by the balls telling them to get the fuuck outa
    They hate my style, hate my smile, they hate the shiit I talk
    I'm from the country, I make them think I'm from New York
    I ain't got anything real, it's all made up in my head
    I'm eatin sandwiches of nothing but wonder bread
    Nobody cares that I only jerk off in my bed
    I'ma fool on this date, just a kid
    Look people this is simple, you can't see
    You fukcin with me, an electronic T-H-U-G

    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    I'm about the fantasy, girls always holla at me
    If you're correcting me, electronic T-H-U-G
    I'm exactly what you see on TV, no Cadillac, a greasy
    head full of hair, electronic T-H-U-G
    Come get owned with me if you curious to see
    how it feels to be with E-T-H-U-G
    Indulge in my fantasy, you could watch TV
    from the backseat of my V, I'm E-T-H-U-G
    I brag 'bout champagne and I wanna have a ball
    I brag that I toast to the good life, I wanna drink it all
    I brag about splurging girls, and tearing up the mall
    If you ever needed someone, don't give me a call
    I'll disappear fuking up, if ever you should fall
    I got mental problems, don't solve'em, they're big not too small
    That reality I deal with ain't about shiit
    I got no friends, no father, no real thoughts, BIITCH!

    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    I was a fool before, I get called a tool
    busted benz, black steel rims, fake ass jewels
    I holla like a hoe til I got people confused
    I got on payless, tell you they're gator shoes
    I'm shopping for chinchillas, for my ass because It's deeper
    Never drop this fantasy when I'm done you gon' peep 'er
    I'm *****ing because it comes and goes, every real person knows
    I can't keep a secret, but I keep it on the low
    Which is it gonna be? I could just jump out on the street
    I put my fake ass game down and I get my ass beat
    Now I'm the bottom biitch, always eating wonder bread
    The last forum I left, put stitches in my head
    My game's pool in the pocket, I get a charge when I switch
    When I tell them "four TVs in my AMG for the six"
    I'm all about ecash, aint got money for shiit
    It's my fate, I make it up, I'm e-Rich

    I don't know what you heard about me
    But I'm the Internet's biggest wannabe
    A Cadillac on Dubs you'll never see
    Because I'm an Electronic T-H-U-G

    (I get bored at my day job sometimes)

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    Mike & Charlie ...

    If they won't adopt and feed a bird ..flip them one! BBQ some Gator and remember to flush WhenU..

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    weisinator LOL, you've done it, Mike and Charlies shortest post, you left them confused and speechless. I would have liked to seen Mike's face when reading that

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    I take it you've never been to a car-related forum's off-topic section.

    The e-thuggery is strong, especially when you call them on it.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TrustNo1®:
    weisinator LOL, you've done it, Mike and Charlies shortest post, you left them confused and speechless. I would have liked to seen Mike's face when reading that <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>






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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TrustNo1®:
    weisinator LOL, you've done it, Mike and Charlies shortest post, you left them confused and speechless. I would have liked to seen Mike's face when reading that <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sure if you visit, Charlie will tell you everything that came out of Mike's mouth.

    Awwwk, WTF is wrong with this kid?

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