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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Edmonton Canada
    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge head first into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    I work in a damp environment.
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    I work in high temperatures.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    The managements response:

    Dear Penis,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
    You do not work 8 hours straight.
    You fall asleep after brief work periods.
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
    You do not take initiative. In fact, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
    You will retire well before you are 65.
    You are unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


    The Management

    <font color=red size="1">All parasites are scumbags and should be treated as such....</font><font color=blue size="1">STAMP EM OUT!!!</font>

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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    St Clair Shores MI.
    17,328 come the gals to comment on this troll bomb

    Mike & Charlie ...

    "Payment is one option that isn't negotiable. Merchants require it for purchases ...SO DO WE."

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    ABW Ambassador flamingoworld's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Gordon, you have been hanging out in Chat too much....

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    I like traffic lights
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    January 18th, 2005
    Southern hemisphere - away from Fukushima
    Mr. Penis is out on strike agfter a manager made him do push-up's until he was sick.

    George Orwell got the date wrong

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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    I LOVE it! Just forwarded it to some of the girls for a laugh. Changed the P word to PeeWee, so it would get through Spam filters.

    Linda Buquet 714.754.1280 :: Catalyst eMarketing Promotion & PR (Partner Relations)
    <font color="#0000FF">5 Star Affiliate Programs</font> :: High Paying, Parasite-Free, Partner-Centered Merchants!

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    Affiliate Miester my2cents's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    far far away....

    And, that's the bottom line because it's my2cents!

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