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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
    sweatshirt.
    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to
    me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
    And they say blondes are dumb...
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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
    "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
    The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
    stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
    neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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    He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make
    love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
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    He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board
    while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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    He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
    gave you?
    She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumor
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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
    40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came
    to them and said that because they had been such a
    devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
    The wife wished for a trip around! the world with her husband.
    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!
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    AND THE BEST ONE YET...
    A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
    * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
    * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
    * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
    * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
    * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

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    Good ones Gordon! Men are such pigs (Burrrrp Riiiip....Ahhhhh)

    Brad

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    ROTFLMAO!

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    Thanks Gordy lol! made my day

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