A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he
stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys and spending
his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his
very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade for
his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would
you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which the husband replied: "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Finally on Thursday the swelling went down just enough where he could
see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.