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    Sgt. Joe Friday frank3iii's Avatar
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    This one is for all of us.

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    A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch and fiddling with a laptop computer, smiling widely.

    "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

    "That's amazing," the woman said. "What did you do for a living?

    "I am an affiliate marketer", he said.

    She said "that's nice and how old are you?"

    "Twenty-six," he said.

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    'Nuff said.

    Frank
    "Just the facts, Ma'am." Sgt. Joe Friday, Dragnet

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    that explains everything....

    I was wondering why i was aging so fast...

    My son says I'm only half the man i once was...

    As i told him... I may be half the man but I have twice the imcome... and i dont i dont live by an alarm clock... and i dont have any deadlines!!


    I a only have 2 clocks in my home... an they are on the stove and microwave...

    it a tough job, but someone needs to sleep till the crack of noon


    guess i'll go take a nap

    Joe
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    that's my2cents, 'cuz I'm a legend in my own mind....

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    Sgt. Joe Friday frank3iii's Avatar
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    Glad you liked it. Thought it was pretty good myself.

    Frank
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