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April 1st, 2004, 04:47 PM #1
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
new wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the
dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days,
but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from South Carolina. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any
results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the
The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and
laundry folded, and this was all her responsibility. He said the first
day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but
by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.
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April 1st, 2004, 05:39 PM #2
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Good one, Nova. That's why up here in the North a marriage is considered a partnership. And also why, after the partnership was dissolved, I can cook for myself.
April 2nd, 2004, 09:02 AM #3
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I loved it...
Arkansas Gals can ensure a knot on the Noggin also!
April 3rd, 2004, 11:33 PM #4
I'm sure it should have said "Michigan" instead of "Massachusetts..."There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway
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