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    January 18th, 2005
    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
    new wives straight on their duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the
    dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days,
    but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
    all washed and put away.
    The second man had married a woman from South Carolina. He bragged that
    he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
    dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any

    results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his
    house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the
    The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told
    her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and
    laundry folded, and this was all her responsibility. He said the first
    day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but

    by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.

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    Good one, Nova. That's why up here in the North a marriage is considered a partnership. And also why, after the partnership was dissolved, I can cook for myself.


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    January 18th, 2005
    I loved it...

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    January 18th, 2005
    I'm sure it should have said "Michigan" instead of "Massachusetts..."
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