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    January 17th, 2005
    A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the
    person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a
    patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

    The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room

    "Sarah Finkel, room 302."

    "I'll connect you with the nursing station."

    "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

    "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

    "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very
    well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to
    be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she
    continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday
    at noon."

    The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's
    wonderful news!"

    The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
    member or a very close friend!"

    "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything.

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005

    Have to tell that one to my mom, that's exactly what she's going through, lololol.
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    Winterpeg, the Mosquito Capital of Canada
    Thats so scary
    Sounds so familiar here

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    LOL, that's exactly how they are!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    January 17th, 2005
    Too Funny,but true.

    joeytomatoes :: Day Care For Your Brain

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    January 17th, 2005
    Next time I'm in the hospital I will remember that.

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