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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the wine was going down way too easily. Around three a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible confrontation with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh*t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.

    (I just got this in a marketing newsletter and it cracked me up!)

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    LOL you had me going, thought it was a true story...

    Good content for a 'cuckoo clock' site.

    Know any good merchants?

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    As they say "PriceLESS"

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    That was great! lmao i can picture me cuckooing

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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    LOL Rad, I was hoping I would get you going! I don't have a hubby or a cuckoo clock so it wasn't me.

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    LOL, I just forwarded it to many friends...
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    "I don't have a hubby or a cuckoo"
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    That was great!!!

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