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    Many Americans cannot understand how we could possibly have an oil shortage. The simple answer is, we just didn't know we were getting low!

    The cause is strictly geographical. All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Montana, The Dakotas, California, and the Gulf of Mexico.

    However, all our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

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    Good One

    Sad but True!

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    Sorry, but this one's a rerun. It was originally posted here:

    http://abw.infopop.cc/eve/ubb.x?a=tp...54&m=988105783
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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    Yeah, but I tweaked the verbiage. Didn't you notice?

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