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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    Subject: Definitions to think about

    1.. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

    2.. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

    3.. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage,

    4.. Burglarize: What a crook sees with,

    5.. Control: A short, ugly inmate.

    6.. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    7.. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.

    8.. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

    9.. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

    10.. Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

    11.. Misty: How golfers create divots.

    12.. Paradox: Two physicians

    13.. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    14.. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

    15.. Polarize: What penguins see with.

    16.. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    17.. Relief: What trees do in the spring.

    18.. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.

    19.. Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

    20.. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.

    21.. Subdued : like a guy, like works on one of those, like, submarines, man!

    22.. Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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    ABW Ambassador Nova's Avatar
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    January 17th, 2005

    Good one Gordy!

    What COC stand for? Crooks Overwriting Commission
    Don't worry tracking is Infected

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