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    Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that the American government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington.

    Also they track her calves to their stalls.

    But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around their country.

    I think the obvious solution is to give every illegal alien a cow! Preferably a Canadian one.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Our government probably could put their hands on most of them if there was a real interest in doing so. But since they're mostly doing the work that most Americans wouldn't even consider doing, jobs that would go begging, there is only a luke-warm interest in catching them.

    Don't worry, Moo, the cows, for the most part, live in better quarters & receive better health care.

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    "I think the obvious solution is to give every illegal alien a cow! Preferably a Canadian one."
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    That's a good one Gordon.

    But where in Canada do they have the 11 million cow's ?

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