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    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    Howard Cosell:

    It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
    homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.


    Machiavelli:

    So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.


    Buddha:

    If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.


    Jack Nicholson:

    'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
    That's the (censored) reason.


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    funny stuff

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