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    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
    and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

    When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
    and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
    then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
    and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!


    Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
    Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives
    while enriching yourself beyond all reasonableness.

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    Funny Stuff, Linda.

    I admit I didn't hear Dr Seuss at first but something copmpletely different; Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from the Pirates of Penzance.
    (Picture the chorus repeating the last line of each stanza several times.)

    Perhaps the ABW Lyric Opera company could stage it?

    Wayne

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    "ABW Lyric Opera company???"

    Is this new? Have not heard of it before. Must be a new company that was formed in Vegas by all the drunk ABWebbers singing and bellying up to the bar!

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    You can have your Pirates of Penzance, I'm picturing The Bloodhound Gang's "Why is everybody always picking on me?".
    Dr. Strangeweb, or how I learned how to stop worrying about SERPS and love the WOM.

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    LOL !

    I enjoyed that. I also liked the lesser known Seuss works, like: "Who shat in the hat?" and "Horton hires a ho."

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    Fred

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    And other works that were rejected:

    Fox in Detox
    Green Eggs and Spam
    Stash that Hash!!
    One Bag, Two Bag, Blue Bag, Dime Bag
    Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
    Your Colon Can Moo-Can You?
    Oh..the places you'd go if you weren't so damn poor
    and
    Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!

    If that's too much, I'll edit it out. There are others of course, but a little too hot to reproduce here.

    Fred

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