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May 12th, 2004, 11:32 AM #1
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- January 17th, 2005
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground, he said to the farmer "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."
"Can't," replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."
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May 12th, 2004, 12:15 PM #2
I decide when the pigs fly!
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- January 18th, 2005
- New York, USA
City slicker drives out into the country one beautiful Spring day to have a look around. He pulls off the road in a picturesque area to eat his picnic lunch. He notices a farmer across the road hauling rocks out of his field, and piling them onto a rock wall. After a while the city slicker gets curious and approaches the farmer. "Hey farmer," he shouts, "where'd all those rocks come from?"
Farmer replies, "Glacier brought 'em."
The city slicker scowls, scratches his head and says, "Oh yeah? Well where's the glacier now, huh?"
Farmer shrugs and replies, "Went back for more rocks."