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    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
    Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
    Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
    Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
    Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
    Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

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    Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
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    With a wife like that, no wonder the poor man was drunk.

    Sal.

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    Dang Mr. Sal you made the JOKE even better!

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