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    "A man was walking in the forest and talking to god: Man: God, tell me, what is a million years to you?" God: "Son...a million years is like a second to me". Then the Man asks: "Ok then tell me God, what is a million dollars to you?" God: My son...a million dollars to me is like a penny". Man: "So god....can I have a million dollars?" To which God replied: "In a second".

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    Funny!

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    A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

    She begins to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery. I've never asked you for anything before, but I need your help now."

    Lottery night comes, and the Blonde is devastated to learn that somebody else has won the big prize.

    Again she prays, "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my car, and I'm going to lose my house soon, too."

    Lottery night comes and again she has no luck.

    Once again, she earnestly prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost everything, my business, my house, and my car. My children are hungry. I have always been a good servant to you. Please let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the voice of God himself...

    "Sweetheart, work with me on this...BUY A TICKET!"

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    Rhea,


    STOP IT - I GAGGED on that one...


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    HILARIOUS!

    And I know a few blondes (men as well as women) who would do something like this! It's truly within the realm of possibility. It's scary to think they are out on their own, with no supervision whatsoever!

    Andy

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    It's not just a blonde joke, actually. There are several alternate versions, one of which ends with...

    "Shmuck...be a mensch...BUY A TICKET!"

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    This is hillarious! So sad but Andy is right. To many folks today just don't have common sense.

    As long as I don't have to deal with them, they make for funny stories.

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