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    Heard this on the radio, then found it on the web:

    1. If I like it, it's mine.

    2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

    5. If it's mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway.

    6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

    7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

    8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

    10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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    Could also be 180Solutions's Rules of Commissions.

    Wayne

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    I'd never seen this one before, but there's a nearly identical version for dogs that's hilarious.

    Dog Toys on CJ carries a really great t-shirt with the text of the dog version on it.

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