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    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


    St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


    The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
    laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.


    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


    The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"


    The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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    "the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin."


    What that hell?..., a man with "long eyelashes", it's that what the women call it now or I am missing something....

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Sal:
    "the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, _long eyelashes_, muscular, and thin."


    What that hell?..., a man with "_long eyelashes_", it's that what the women call it now or I am missing something....
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    LOL!

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    Listen up! It's the truth ...nothing but the truth....

    "When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
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    Man that sure does suck when you are the ugly one. Especially if you didnt know it till then!!!

    LOL

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    Reminds me of the joke where some sheep herder talks a nieve horney teenager into donning some boots and having a go at his herd. The sheep herder about busted a gut laughing. Seems the poor chump picked out the uglest sheep in the herd...and it wasn't even a female....
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