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    January 18th, 2005
    A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.

    The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

    "I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he said. At that, the jeweler went to his special stock in the safe.
    "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

    "How are you paying?"

    "I'll pay by cheque, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."

    Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You bastard, you lied! There's no money in that account."

    "I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"

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    January 18th, 2005
    Deborah Carney

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    January 18th, 2005
    That's a good idea for next time out of town.

    And that also might explain why we get some Reversals on Monday's and Tuesday's.


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    January 17th, 2005
    This one seems a little bit sinister...

    But effective!

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