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    A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived.

    A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog."

    He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat."

    Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"

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    Terrible!

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    I very distasteful joke!

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    Rednecks next!

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    So the blonde went to the doctor and said, I got kicked and I think they broke bones all over my body.

    How do you mean said the doctor.

    "Well", she said, "it hurts here" poking her ankle, "and here" poking her knee, "and here" poking her elbow, "in fact everywhere I touch".

    "I see" said the doctor. "Actually, you've broken your finger".

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