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    Two high school students get busted for selling drugs
    and find themselves before the judge...
    After looking over the records and the police reports
    the judge looks up at the defendants and says... “Boys
    selling drugs to high school students is serious business
    and, it seems to me, that you boys have done a lot of
    damage here... But, since you’re both just kids yourselves
    and this is your first offense, I’m going to give you one
    chance, under the provisions of the community
    service act, to stay out of jail.”

    The boys nod accordingly and the judge continues...
    “I think you boys should undo some of the damage that
    you’ve done so... what I want you to do is to go back to
    your school and convince as many people as you can to
    sign a pledge that, from this point forward, they will not
    do drugs of any kind...” The boys are pleasantly surprised
    and they quickly agree...

    “Don’t agree so quickly” says the judge, “I expect each of
    you to get as many names as possible, and I want you back
    here in thirty days and if either one of you comes back with
    less than ten names, you’re going straight to jail... do you
    understand that...?” Again the boys agree and quickly
    leave the courtroom...

    Thirty days go by and the boys once again are standing
    before the judge... Turning to the first boy the judge asks...
    “All right son, how many names did you get?”... “Well it was
    rough, but I finally managed to get ten names” he replied, as
    he handed his list to the judge.... As he’s looking over the list
    the judge asks, “and just how did you go about getting these
    names, son?” “Well,” the kid replies, “when we left here last
    month we came up with this gimmick to get peoples’ attention.”

    “We decided the best time to reach the most people would be
    at lunch time in the cafeteria.” “That makes sense,” replied the
    judge “and what was this gimmick that you came up with?”
    “What we decided to do,” the kid continued, “was to show
    them a donut and a cheerio... show them the donut and say
    ‘this is your brain’... and then show them the cheerio and say
    ‘this is you brain on drugs’...” The judge stares at the kid and
    says, “You’re telling me that you used a silly little trick like
    that and you managed to get ten people to sign this pledge..?”
    “Yes sir.” the kid replied...

    Feeling somewhat skeptical, the judge asks the second boy...
    “And how many names did you manage to get son...?”
    Reaching forward and handing the judge his list the boy says...
    “I got ninety seven names sir...” The judge is shocked...
    “Now wait a minute,” he said “you’re telling me that you used
    that same stupid donut and cheerio thing and you got ninety
    seven people to sign this?... I find that hard to believe young man.”

    “Well it wasn’t working too well at first,” the kid replied,
    “so I had to change it around a little and do it backwards....”
    “What do you mean you had to change it and do it backwards?”
    the judge asks... The kid replies... “well, I did use the donut and the
    cheerio but... what I did was to show them the cheerio first and
    say “this is your ******* before you go to prison... and this...........
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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    sick, but true....

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    is this from experience?

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    ctfarrow...

    Nope... actually, it’s one of the few good jokes that I’ve ever
    heard from a lawyer... But since you asked me a question like that
    I guess it reminds you of something in your own experience...
    Speaking of lawyers... here’s another one my lawyer loves to tell..
    .
    “What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road...
    and a dead lawyer in the road.....?”
    “There are always skid marks in front of the skunk...”

    Edited for spelling...
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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