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July 21st, 2004, 10:20 PM #1
Charlie and Mike are out playing 18 holes of golf....
Mike is up first and gives his ball a great whack...
But... it begins to slice to the left and disappears into the woods...
Charlie laughs at him and says “Boy, that shot sucks, watch this...”
So Charlie lines up his shot and, with a mighty swing, smashes
it into the air... but... his ball also begins to slice to the left and
goes into the woods just like Mike’s shot...
So... they both gather up their clubs and head down into
the woods to try and find their balls...
As he’s thrashing around in the woods trying to find his ball...
Mike parts the bushes and suddenly he sees his ball lying in a
beautiful little patch of Buttercups... The flowers smell sweet and
Mike takes it as a good sign... so he lines up his shot and is about
to swing away when...
Suddenly a voice comes out of nowhere and says “Don’t hit the ball”
Mike is stunned. He looks around but he doesn’t see anyone...
He decides it was just his imagination so he again lines up his shot
and is about to swing when the voice comes back...“Don’t hit the ball”
Mike freezes and looks around carefully, but again, he sees no one...
As he lines up his shot once more, the voice comes back stronger...
“DON’T HIT THE BALL”
It suddenly occurs to him that the voice is probably Charlie hiding
in the bushes messing with him... So, ignoring the voice, and
with a mighty swing.. Mike drives the ball out of the woods
with a mighty... Whack!
Buttercups fill the air as Mike slashes the flowers all to hell and his
ball lands two feet from the cup...
Out of nowhere a beautiful lady in shimmering white appears and says...
“Look what you did to my Buttercups!”
“I told you not to hit the ball and now you’ve destroyed my Buttercups...”
Because of this, for the rest of your life, you’ll never be able to enjoy
butter again. Butter will have a vile and horrible taste in your mouth
and you’ll never be able to eat butter or love the taste of it like you
once did, ever again.... because of what you did to my Buttercups.”...
and then she disappears....
As he’s trying to figure out if what he just saw... really happened...
He looks up and sees Charlie rustling around in the bushes for his ball...
Mike calls out to Charlie... “Hey Charlie, did you find your ball?”
Charlie yells back, “Yea, it’s over here in the Pussy Willows...”
In desperation Mike screams back at him... “DON’T HIT THE BALL...!”<Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>
July 22nd, 2004, 03:54 AM #2
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Ok the joke was good - but what's up with the title?
July 22nd, 2004, 04:54 AM #3
I'm still working on learning golf terminology. I think I got it figured out.
When the ball goes off to the left, it's a slice.
When the ball goes off to the right, it's a hook.
When the ball goes straight, it's a miracle.
July 22nd, 2004, 09:56 AM #4
I thought the guys would get a kick out of it...
I looked at it again after reading your comment
and it didn't sound very flattering, so I changed it...
Thanks for the heads up...<Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>
July 22nd, 2004, 01:04 PM #5
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- January 18th, 2005
I was wondering! Mike has thick skin....