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    Marriage, lesson # 12,954


    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know,dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my
    butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
    He thinks for a minute and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

    Services for the husband will be held Saturday at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel at the corner of First and Main

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    lol! She should have made him strip so she could give him a full analysis. You don't get jail time for that!

    The nice thing about growing old together is you pretty much keep apace. Even our dog is going gray!

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    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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