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    As seen in a dog's diary:
    8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
    10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
    11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
    3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
    7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed!! My favorite!

    As seen in a cat's diary:
    Day 183 of my captivity...
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
    dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
    thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I
    get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

    Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors
    by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded --
    must try this at the top of the stairs.

    In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
    induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their
    bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt
    to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
    their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat
    I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
    solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
    the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY
    power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
    advantage.

    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
    is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
    a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and
    speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
    his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

    But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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    One of the great things about dogs is their enthusiasm. They even sleep enthusiastically!

    When I and my brothers had grown up and left home the neighbor kids would show up at my parents' house after school to ask my mom, "Can Buffy come out and play?" He was the most popular guy in the neighborhood.

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