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    The regional Bishop was coming to visit a small local
    convent out in the country and the nuns were all excited...

    The Mother Superior took two of the younger nuns aside
    and assigned them to paint the room where the Bishop would be staying

    “You must be finished before the Bishop arrives,” she said, “and
    then I what you cleaned up and ready for the reception when
    the Bishop arrives.”

    After the Mother Superior leaves and they’re surveying the room
    one of the young nuns says... “We’ll never be able to finish painting
    and still have time to get cleaned up for the reception,
    what are we going to do?”

    The other nun says, “I’ve got an idea. How about if we take off our
    clothes and just work in our panties so when we get finished all we’ll
    have to do is put our clothes back on and go down to the reception.”

    The first nun quickly agrees... so they strip down to their panties and
    start painting... as they’re working hurriedly to finish painting...
    there’s a knock at the door... One of the nuns peers through the
    peep hole and sees a tall man wearing dark glasses holding a box
    in his arms... “Who is it?” she asks...

    “It’s the blind man” came the reply... “the Mother Superior sent me.”

    The other nun says, “If we have to get dressed now we’re never
    going to finish on time.” The first nun replies, “Look, he’s blind so
    he won’t see anything if we let him in and we can get right back to
    work.” The second nun agrees and they open the door...

    The blind man brings the box into the room and stands motionless
    for a moment... Finally he says, “Nice tits ladies, now where do
    you want the blinds?”
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
    The other nun says, “If we have to get dressed now we’re never
    going to finish on time.” The first nun replies, “Look, he’s blind so
    he won’t see anything if we let him in and we can get right back to
    work.” The second nun agrees and they open the door...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    That is funny but, I don't blame the first nun for the confusion:
    The other day I saw a heated thread here about a Blinds merchant that I was not aware before and while I was reading the first few posts there, all I was thinking was that it was probably a merchant that sells merchandise for the vision impaired people, after a few more reading, I finally realized that they where talking about a merchant that sells Blinds for the windows.


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    I saw a truck with a sign on the back that said Caution: Blind Driver.

    You guessed it...

    Wayne

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    The version I heard had a bit more believable story line (no need to think of an excuse for 2 nuns to be naked). It involved Mother Superior taking a bath.

    "Nice tits, Mother Superior, where do you want these blinds put?"

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