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    Retirement Planning...

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago..........it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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    Oh so true only if you drink booze from recycleable containers
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    Ernie,

    It's better late than never.

    If you had posted this info one year ago, I would have well over $1000.00 on my 401-Keg Plan by now but, since I didn't know about it, I didn't buy the aluminum can version.

    Thanks for that tip, starting tomorrow I will begin to invest more on the aluminum cans version, that way by December of next year I should have more that $5k on my 401-Keg Plan and at the same time I will have helped save the environment by recycling those cans.




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    Actually, I'm spending my 401keg as I go. I invested in a can smasher to save my achin' back. Fill 6 39 gal. Hefty trash bags and you'll have enough for a case of Bud.
    ~Ernie

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