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    An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What
    powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he
    was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind

    He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
    saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
    again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground.
    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
    reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike

    At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

    Time stopped.

    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You
    deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist,
    and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help
    you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
    me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you
    could make the BEAR a Christian?"

    Said the voice. "Very well,"

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. Then the bear
    dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and

    "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
    through Christ our Lord. Amen."
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    good one Gordo...
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    Oh my!

    You are hilarious Gordy...
    good one!


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    That is a good one!

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    Excellent one!
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