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    10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he
    wouldn't ask for directions.

    9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV
    remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
    what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

    8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

    7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new
    one for himself.

    6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

    5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would
    never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

    4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

    3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything
    else that was really his fault.

    2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

    1. And the No. 1 reason of all ... (Tada ... drum roll ... fanfare ...
    etc.) God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ..... "I can do better
    than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    Thank you God I'm so glad I'm not a woman if this kind of drivel amuses them.

    LOL nice one SandraR
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    Gordon, be grateful that women find men amusing. Very, very grateful.

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    Good one Sandra ...Never saw it in that angle but it makes sense

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    And you know why God made Eve AFTER making Adam?

    He couldn't stand the thought of her looking over His shoulder saying:

    "Nah, don't like that color - make them brown....

    The nose is too big...

    Do we really need those?

    Hmmmmm.....that's nice.....make it longer...

    and thicker....can I have two of them.....?"

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    SandraR wrote:
    TEN REASONS WHY GOD CREATED EVE:
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    ...........he saved the best for last

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    Adam was the beta version.
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    >Adam was the beta version.

    Gosh, I always though that Adam was the better version.

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    A few people liked Betamax, too.
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    Hehe, don't get me started on that one, Betamax is a far better format, it just lacked the marketing.

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