I'm an aviation fan so let's try one... It's actually much better if I tell it because you would hear my French accent (nope, I'm not french ), but anyway:

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[Pierre and his bellowed Michelle in a park. Imagine french accent...]

Michelle: "Pierre, oh Pierre, kiss me on the lips!"

Pierre takes a glass of red vine and spills it over her lips.

Michelle: "Pierrie, are you crazy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Pierre: "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I have it with red vine."

And then again after some kissing...

Michelle: "Pierre, oh Pierre, go lower, kiss me on the belly!"

Pierre takes a glass of white vine and spills it on her belly.

Michelle: "Pierrie, are you crazy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Pierre: "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot. When I have white meat, I have it with white vine."

Pierre now kissing her belly, closer and closer to her ...emmm, "treasure"...

Michelle: "Pierre, oh Pierre, oh yes, lower, lower, GO DOWN!"

Pierre now takes a can of gasoline, spills it over Michelle and throws in a match.

Michelle is burning, yelling, running and after some time she extinguishes the fire and gets a hold of her self. She goes like: "Pierre, are you crazy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Pierre: "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot. When I go down, I go down in FLAMES!"