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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
    He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
    "I've lost my grandpa!"
    The cop asked, "What's he like?"

    The little boy replied, " Jack Daniels and Women with big $its." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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    DANG NOVA!



    Good One!

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    Love it Nova...you've got my vote for the "Best 2004 Short Joke Award"

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    nice one Nova, I agree with MJ the "Best 2004 Short Joke Award" title is yours.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> If this is offensive forgive me and moderator can delete it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You are a woman so you decide.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You are a woman so you decide. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> HEYDER!! I find that so offensive and sexist, whatever did your parents teach you?
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You are a woman so you decide. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    But i'm confused!

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    Yo gordy if you want sexist and offensive hows this.

    Nova came in the den last night all sexy in her new skimpy lingerie and said &lt;b&gt;make me feel like a women&lt;/b&gt;.

    I quickly took off my pants and shirt wadded them up, threw them down on the floor and said "pick those up and fold um"

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    Happypoon,

    are you watching your back about right now?

    I would not eat for a day or 2 if I was you!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by happypoon:
    Yo gordy if you want sexist and offensive hows this.

    Nova came in the den last night all sexy in her new skimpy lingerie and said make me feel like a women.

    I quickly took off my pants and shirt wadded them up, threw them down on the floor and said "pick those up and fold um" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nice come back Happypoon!
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    Just read these earlier.....

    "Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage: They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner

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    Heh, this was a good one, too....
    "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." - Roseanne
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    That was a very good one Happypoon I'm still laughing at it
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    Here is my vote... For short joke... Not for president


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what THEY think, in a deeper voice." -Bill Cosby <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's not a joke, it's a fact!
    Only if men would just listen!

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    Here is my vote... For short joke... Not for president
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    Good One
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