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    "The Baptist Bra"

    A man walked into the ladies' department of a department store and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."

    "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    "Baptist," said the man. "She said get a Baptist bra, and that you'd know what she meant."

    "Oh yes, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't sell many of those. Mostly our customers want the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, or the Presbyterian type."

    Confused, the man asked, "What's the difference between them?"

    The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple... the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. Then there's the Baptist
    type."

    "What does that do?" asked the man.

    She replied, "It makes mountains out of mole hills"

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    A coed water cooler joke...
    Webmaster's... Mike and Charlie

    "What have you done today to put real value into a referral click...from a shoppers viewpoint!"

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    ROTFLMA0!
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    somebody said bra.. so,

    Q: why do they call it the wonder bra?

    A: when you take it off, you wonder where her t*ts went.
    [SIZE=1][B]Allen Miller. Affiliate Manager, EZvacuum.com / UnitedShades.com[/B]
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    LOl that's the best chuckle I've had in a long time.

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