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    As an old man was sitting on a bench.
    A young man walked up to the bench and sat down next to him.

    He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
    The old man just stared.

    The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

    The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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    Now that society has become more accepting of diversity, tell Charlie I love him!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    ...that's a contender

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    Parrots only have sex once a year ...till drunk humans came on the scene.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EcomCity.com:
    Parrots only have sex once a year ...till drunk humans came on the scene. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I always wondered why parrots slept standing. Now I know

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