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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:

    Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

    "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!".

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    How cute

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