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    January 17th, 2005
    My Mom (in her 70s) sent this one to me. Some of you may have seen this one before...Enjoy!


    Three women – one German, one Japanese and the other a Hillbilly – were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

    The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin in my arm.”

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she was finished, she explained, “that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

    The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.

    She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

    The Hillbilly woman finally said, “well, will you look at that. I’m getting’ a fax.”
    Travelin' Man

    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown

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    January 18th, 2005

    I spit water all over my keyboard... DANG!

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    SandraR you obviously need a PR person or your destined to getting trolled daily. Gordo would be perfect as he works cheap. Now type up the joke and frame it for your John. Either that or buy a pair of suspenders and use them to hold up your depends.
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