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    A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

    "HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."

    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

    The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!"

    The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

    She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

    Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

    She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.

    "Are you still good in bed?"

    With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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    Should be a great one for even the Viagra spammers....
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    YUK.. DAMN...

    Beatings - Sleep once and you will never do that shit again!

    Run Around me - Sleep once and you will never do that shit again!

    Screw up - Sleep once and you will never do that shit again!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SandraR:
    YUK.. DAMN...

    Beatings - Sleep once and you will never do that shit again!

    Run Around me - Sleep once and you will never do that shit again!

    Screw up - Sleep once and you will never do that shit again! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now that is pretty good,I want to apolize to you all for over reacting to the joke about the Irishman/Catholics, it's just that I have been hearing them for so meany years, the little green men, an Irish 7 course meal, a potato and a 6 pack, that i over reacted, we know who and what we are.The best thing about comedians like Buddy Hackett, and others, they could joke about their own, and it was funny, he lived near us for a while, by the Hudson River, and during one on of hie morning walks, I met him, he was funny as hell, about his boat, the sea scouts, and did a couplee of freebie fundraisers for out Vet rehab programs, so, let me live in hell, for poor taste, on my part.
    JJ

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