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    Federal Aviation Agency
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    Dear Sirs,

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at
    the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
    Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look

    at naked women we should replace all of our female flight

    attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get

    on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of

    course, every businessman in this country would start flying

    again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would

    end and the airline industry would have record sales. Why

    didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything

    myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
    ~Ernie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by erninator:
    Federal Aviation Agency
    800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    Washington DC. 20591

    Dear Sirs,

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at
    the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
    Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look

    at naked women we should replace all of our female flight

    attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get

    on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of

    course, every businessman in this country would start flying

    again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would

    end and the airline industry would have record sales. Why

    didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything

    myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Great idea,with the convention coming to New york,who will stop the others,they can't even find Central Park, a great place to camp out at night,Bush would nned to bring home all the troops to stop the non muslims, but it is a great idea,my nickles worth, I think Billy boy leaves around there someplace.
    JJ

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by erninator:
    we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Its already been done,

    http://www.hootersair.com/

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    That reminds me of an old trick that we used to use in the 70’s
    to make sure that we didn’t get on a plane that might be hijacked...

    You hang around the terminal until everyone else has boarded
    so that you’re the last person to get on the plane...

    When you get to the cabin door, you stick your head
    in and say “Hey Mohammed!” If anybody answers, you
    don’t get on the plane!
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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    To think all it takes is a set of boobs to muddled the male mind!


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SandraR:
    To think all it takes is a set of boobs to muddled the male mind!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sometimes I wonder if some men have minds, boobs cause too many accidents, and brawls.I have seen it, all over the world,asia,euroope and here.That's just my nickles worth,tho
    JJ

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Nice Home Page!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now I'm inspired to start my own airline named after my site:

    Mile Hi Air ... A little bumpy at times, but cheap!
    ~Ernie

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