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    This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls...

    Once upon a time,
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    in a land far away,
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    a beautiful, independent,
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    self-assured princess
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    happened upon a frog as she sat,
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    contemplating ecological issues
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    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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    and said: Elegant Lady,
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    I was once a handsome prince,
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    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    One kiss from you, however,
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    and I will turn back
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    into the dapper, young prince that I am
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    and then, my sweet, we can marry
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    and setup housekeeping in your castle
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    with my mother,
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    where you can prepare my meals,
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    clean my clothes, bear my children,
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    and forever
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    feel grateful and happy doing so.
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    That night,
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    as the princess dined sumptuously
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    on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
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    seasoned in a white wine
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    and onion cream sauce,
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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't f--king think so.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Reminds me of my favorite frog joke:

    A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

    He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

    The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me an turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

    Again, the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything that you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

    The boy said, "Look, I'm an affiliate marketer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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    I like it
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Kinda reminds me of my favorite nursery rhyme:

    Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds & whey.
    Along came a spider
    and sat down besider her
    .... and she ate that, too!
    ~Ernie

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    My favorite Miss Muffet one is :

    Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds & whey.
    Along came a spider
    and sat down besider her
    .... and she hit it on the head with her spoon!
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
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    You guys have toooooo much time on your hands!


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MichaelColey:
    Reminds me of my favorite frog joke:

    The boy said, "Look, I'm an affiliate marketer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ebudae


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