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    A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
    The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head that can be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
    Of course, she wanted and got "The Knob."
    For years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- she remained young looking and vibrant.
    After fifteen years, she returned to the surgeon with two problems.
    "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I have turned the knob many times and always loved the results. But now I have developed two annoying problems.
    First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
    The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those are not bags, those are your breasts."
    She said, "Well, I guess there is no point in asking about the goatee."
    ~Ernie

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Thats a good one
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    yes, that's a ripper

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    Shit - thats hillarious!

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