A burglar broke into a house one night. As he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you."

The thief nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and waited. Hearing nothing more he decided he was imaging things, clicked the light back on and searched for more loot.

He grabbed the stereo to disconnect the wires, when again he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he decided to find the source of the voice. Shining his light around he spotted a parrot in the corner.

With relief he asked the parrot "Did you say that?"

"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar laughed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"

"I am Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot answered - "Well, the same kind of idiots that named their rotweiller Jesus"