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August 28th, 2004, 11:45 AM #1
"The Baptist Bra"
A man walked into the ladies' department of a department store and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Baptist," said the man. "She said get a Baptist bra, and that you'd know what she meant."
"Oh yes, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't sell many of those. Mostly our customers want the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, the man asked, "What's the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple... the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. Then there's the Baptist type."
"What does that do?" asked the man.
She replied, "It makes mountains out of mole hills"~Ernie
August 28th, 2004, 03:32 PM #2
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August 28th, 2004, 05:27 PM #5
hehe There were bras involved I know what's on my mind.
August 29th, 2004, 07:42 AM #6
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