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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Subject: Never Piss off a Woman


    A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman
    With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs,
    out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis
    in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
    picked up
    a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not
    going to cut it off, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
    husband's hand and said,...... "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
    You do whatever you have to".
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

    That a leave a mark! or not?


    What COC stand for? Crooks Overwriting Commission
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    A smart guy would just use the hacksaw to cut around the vice and run the hell out of there.


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    Can you say MacGyver? A new handle for that vice would have been made rather quickly!!!!
    Travelin' Man

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Now you guys tell me......

    where were you when I needed you ?

    signed the dickless wonder.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SandraR:
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    http://www.ssan.com/compute/icons/em...c-pickedon.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Great, didn't some lady go one step further,Iam safe now,but I am glad my wife didn't see it, I was only window shopping, anyway.Great joke, we need it,now.
    JJ

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