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August 28th, 2004, 08:08 AM #1
Subject: Never Piss off a Woman
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman
With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs,
out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis
in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not
going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said,...... "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to".
August 28th, 2004, 08:20 AM #2
That a leave a mark! or not?
What COC stand for? Crooks Overwriting Commission
Don't worry tracking is Infected
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August 28th, 2004, 08:40 AM #3
A smart guy would just use the hacksaw to cut around the vice and run the hell out of there.
August 28th, 2004, 08:54 AM #4
Can you say MacGyver? A new handle for that vice would have been made rather quickly!!!!Travelin' Man
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown
August 28th, 2004, 08:59 AM #5
Now you guys tell me......
where were you when I needed you ?
signed the dickless wonder.
August 28th, 2004, 09:09 AM #6
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August 29th, 2004, 08:02 PM #7
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SandraR:
http://www.ssan.com/compute/icons/em...c-pickedon.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Great, didn't some lady go one step further,Iam safe now,but I am glad my wife didn't see it, I was only window shopping, anyway.Great joke, we need it,now.
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