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    Three women entered a race... a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. After
    approximately 14 hours the brunette staggered up on the shore and was
    declared the fastest breaststroker.

    About 40 minutes later the redhead crawled up on the shore and was
    declared to be the second place finisher.

    Nearly 48 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly
    collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

    When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race,
    she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those
    two other girls were using their arms."
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    Oh thats a good one
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Well at least we know that SandraR is not a blonde....
    if she were she would not have understood the joke
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    The brunettes always win in these jokes. I like that.

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