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September 1st, 2004, 11:49 PM #1
One day two very old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke.
After being outside for a while it started to rain on them.
Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and slipped it over her cigarette. The other lady asked, "What's that for?"
The first replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain."
The second lady said, "That's a pretty crafty idea."
The following day the old lady went to the drugstore to get some condoms.
She walked in and told the clerk, "I'd like to buy some condoms please."
The clerk looked at the old lady, rather baffled at why she would need condoms. However, he asked, "What brand would you like, Madam?"
The old lady smiled and replied,
I don't care what brand you give me, as long as it fits a Camel.
September 2nd, 2004, 02:15 AM #2
Mr Sal, you are too much! Keep them coming!Travelin' Man
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September 2nd, 2004, 04:41 AM #3
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