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September 3rd, 2004, 11:40 AM #1
A funeral service was being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers were carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!
She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that friggin wall!!!"One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
September 7th, 2004, 03:33 PM #2
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