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September 14th, 2004, 07:13 AM #1
From today's issue of the ScoreLarge.com newsletter....
A Scottish old timer is in a bar, talking to a young man.
"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how
well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two
hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-
Then, the old man gestures at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do
ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by
me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor,
for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
Then, the old man points out the window. "Eh, Lad, look out to sea...
Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see?
I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
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September 14th, 2004, 09:26 PM #2
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Good one, JP!
Juat goes to show ya another reason to avoid goats!
(Unless they're BBQ'd)"Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't...You're right!" -Henry Ford-