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    A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
    As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on."

    She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

    "That's right!!", said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"

    With that she flipped him her panties and said, "try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"

    She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

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    We women can be cruel eh! lol...

    Thanks Sal!

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    Mr.Sal When ABW have their next meet you must be the MC and the resident comedian. You are so funny.
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    Too funny!

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    I love it!!!!! That's a good one!

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