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    One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from
    across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

    He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like
    to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not
    elected President"

    The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said
    to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry
    was not elected president and does not reside here."

    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
    the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
    with President Kerry."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
    and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
    asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry
    was not elected president and does not reside here. Don't you
    understand?"

    The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just
    love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
    ~Michelle
    "All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
    "Work to become, not to acquire." -- Confucius

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    CharPaula
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    Funny stuff, I'll admit, Michelle! You Nader fans have all the best gag writers.!

    Wayne

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