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    A stranger was seated next to a young boy on the plane when the stranger turned to the the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The boy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," said the boy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first."

    "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

    "Well, then," said the boy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
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    You already told that one 3 weeks ago.

    http://abw.infopop.cc/eve/ubb.x?a=tp...3967#859103967

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    Rick was so impressed with the one funny that he knows, that he wanted to share it again

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    that's because no one saw it then no replys

    posted September 15, 2004 12:32 AM






    twice as funny...

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    Reminds me of a friend of mine that only knew one joke...
    It was rude and crude, but it was the only
    joke that he knew... so he kept on telling it...

    Q. "What do you call a female Mexican midget...?"
    A. ****s Way Low...

    He thought it was funny as hell every time...
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    OOOOPPPPSSS!
    My bad! I already posted this one.

    I was looking through my collection trying to find a good one for the weekend. Trouble is, I laugh every time I read this one.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jrami:
    that's because no one saw it then no replys

    posted September 15, 2004 12:32 AM






    twice as funny... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Get's better the second time around.
    jj

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