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    January 18th, 2005
    - The Bride of Frankenstein had big, pointy hair and a small, round ass not the other way around.

    - 'Cause you should know that wearing a white sheet in Atlanta could only lead to getting your ass whupped, Homeboy.

    - Your "Naked Linda Tripp" costume is actually more nauseating than scary.

    - Your "Yanni" costume got you beat up on the way to the party, four times.

    - Your Dirk Diggler costume is merely embarrassing now that your "Diggler" is stuck in the car door.

    - Your beret falls off every time you kneel.

    - Yellow Homer Simpson makeup? Check. Can of Homer Simpson "Duff Beer?" Check. Homer Simpson pants? DOH!!!!

    - No one can tell whether you came as Abe Vigoda or Marge Schott.

    - This year's guest judge, Elizabeth Dole, has apparently never even *heard* of Marilyn Manson.

    - Much to your surprise, three other people came dressed as Nikola Tesla, father of alternating current.

    - The judges wrongly interpreted your "Liposuction By-product" costume as a "Bowl of Tapioca Pudding" costume.

    - The only song you knew to go with the costume was "Mammy," and the judges at the NAACP party were not impressed.

    - *Nobody* likes a farting clown.

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    January 18th, 2005
    Sandra you are a card...

    I had to read all the way through this thing just to get to the fart line...
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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