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October 11th, 2004, 06:39 PM #1
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have
solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy... then discards it through Windows.
October 11th, 2004, 06:44 PM #2
Very funny! Good stuff!Travelin' Man
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown
October 11th, 2004, 07:18 PM #3
Very funny, one of the best jokes I have read lately, all 13 Viruses have a good perfect description.
October 11th, 2004, 07:31 PM #4
very good one ConnieOne day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
October 11th, 2004, 08:01 PM #5
- Join Date
- January 18th, 2005
October 12th, 2004, 12:02 AM #6
- Join Date
- January 17th, 2005
Excellent Connie. Laughing my ass off.
October 12th, 2004, 07:27 AM #7
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