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    Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have
    solutions as yet!!!

    The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
    viruses of mass destruction.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
    re-counting.

    The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored
    memory.

    The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
    floppy.

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
    e-mails everyone about what it did.

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
    will be back.

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
    then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
    doesn't care.

    The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
    floppy... then discards it through Windows.

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    Very funny! Good stuff!
    Travelin' Man

    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown

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    Very funny, one of the best jokes I have read lately, all 13 Viruses have a good perfect description.

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    very good one Connie
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Excellent Connie. Laughing my ass off.

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    Thanks Connie that was a great one!

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